Tuesday, February 01, 2005

“Caption This Cartoon” Contest - Feb. 2005

"...then it says to push 9 to report missing parts to The Complete Ship In a Bottle Company."

February 2005 Winner!

Congratulations to JCanuck7 , who supplied the winning caption for our Feb. 2005 cartoon.

JCanuck7, please send your mailing address to meskimen@appliedsilliness.com so that we can send you your swell prize and certificate! And you can feel free to enter and win again; there is no restriction on excellence.

There were many great captions sent for February's cartoon, but not many that acknowledged the oversized bottle, which was an important element. Here are the Honorable Mensches:

DLN said...
“It would seem Andre has met a fate similar to ours...”

knalty said...
“Dang, Chuck, the label DID say low carb. But at 7200 ounces, I'd say we've both blown our Atkins.”

Have fun! And don't think too much!

All captions become the property of Meskimen Applied Silliness, Inc.


Blogger Doug Hogg said...

Charlie: Some girls have invited us to a party on their island!
Jack: Bloody hell!

2/02/2005 12:29 AM  
Blogger DLN said...

"It would seem Andre has met a fate similar to ours..."

2/02/2005 9:49 AM  
Blogger Brent Sheppard said...

Some fellow needs our help getting his money out of Nigeria.

2/03/2005 8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bubblegun wrote:

"...apparently we didn't fill out the immigration form

2/04/2005 6:24 AM  
Blogger FS said...

"Something about losing a fight to some bratty little kid named David with a slingshot."

2/04/2005 11:10 AM  
Blogger Brent Sheppard said...

Oh great ... like I've got time for jury duty.

Man, those college loan collection agencies are really persistant.

Well what do you know? According to this, we're getting a Starbucks.

The guy on the next island wants to know if we happen to have any Grey Poupon.

2/04/2005 7:04 PM  
Blogger Nalts said...

Dang, Chuck, the label DID say low carb. But at 7200 ounces, I'd say we've both blown our Atkins.

2/05/2005 6:24 PM  
Blogger mackaydesign said...

It says "lost, large, lovely lady looking for love and a lifeboat. Please correspond by sea-mail."

2/06/2005 5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In case you find this, just wanted you to know that Tom Hanks didn't really start a fire with just a stick in that "Castaway" movie.

2/06/2005 10:56 PM  
Blogger falkow said...

"Dear Sirs, Thank you for your suggestion, but unfortunately we already have a hit TV show called "LOST". Sincerely, The Staff of the ABC Network"

Dammit! The same thing happened with our "Survivor" idea!

2/06/2005 11:02 PM  
Blogger falkow said...

Insufficient postage?!

2/06/2005 11:04 PM  
Blogger falkow said...

Hey dude! Congratulations! You got accepted to the Equator College for the Stranded. Check out the brain on Gilligan!

2/06/2005 11:07 PM  
Blogger falkow said...

"Dear Bob. As much as I love you, this long distance thing just isn't working for me anymore. Best of luck with your situation, Marge."

BOB: I can't believe this!

JOE: Dude, I hate to say I told you so...

2/06/2005 11:11 PM  
Blogger falkow said...

Um, I don't think you should be reading that. Tampering with someone else's mail is a federal offense, you know.

2/06/2005 11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This love letter proves it! I told you that dolphin was winking at you yesterday.

2/06/2005 11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are so lucky, John. You may already be a winner!

2/06/2005 11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"They want us for Jury Duty...something about Michael Jackson..."


2/07/2005 6:00 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

Look! A swinger's party on an island about 3 miles southwest of here!

2/07/2005 9:08 AM  
Blogger Brook said...

Milton...there's a blue light special on "isle" six!

2/07/2005 9:09 AM  
Blogger WD4DUI said...

Just another empty Magnum Carta!!

2/08/2005 12:15 PM  
Blogger WD4DUI said...


2/08/2005 12:16 PM  
Blogger markup said...

Congratulations! You have won a trip for two to a South Sea island!


By continuing to use this Island you are agreeing to be bound by the terms of this Agreement...


Send this message to everyone in your Address Book. If you break the chain you will be abandoned on a desert island.

2/08/2005 8:05 PM  
Blogger Rachael Gubernick said...

If you are reading this you are on what is left of the Middle East. Sorry.

2/08/2005 8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Just when I thought things couldn't get worse! This here's the 2004 poll
results... It says we're a RED state!!
Griffin G.

2/10/2005 6:10 PM  
Blogger JCanuck7 said...

...then it says to push 9 to report missing parts to the complete Ship In a Bottle company.

2/13/2005 8:59 AM  
Anonymous GSH said...

Of all the things you could have chosen to have with you on a desert island, you picked your horoscope!?

2/14/2005 12:11 PM  
Blogger Mark Anderson said...

It says 'I am a giant trapped on a desert island...'

2/15/2005 4:28 AM  
Anonymous Dax Castro said...

Look Jon, its plans on how to make a boat out of household items.

2/15/2005 12:24 PM  
Blogger Sheri Lifesaver said...

"Send more booze"

2/15/2005 8:04 PM  
Anonymous Marty from Ohio said...

Well, George, here's the taxes we owe the U.S. government for living here and filing jointly over three years ago. Looks like we paid too much. I only hope our refund check arrives faster.

2/16/2005 3:10 AM  
Anonymous Marty from Ohio said...

Hey, here's the monthly "Deserted Island News Bulletin"!

2/16/2005 3:11 AM  
Anonymous Marty From Ohio said...

It says here: "You have inherited 1 billion dollars. If you do not respond within twenty-four hours, your money will be forfeited and given to help in the search for deserted islands."

2/16/2005 3:14 AM  
Blogger MONA said...

Darling, I really thought we were far enough away from your parents, but who's coming for a visit?

2/16/2005 7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's from the IRS. They gave us an extension!
Debbie Ullman

2/20/2005 5:41 PM  
Blogger picassojohn said...

It was supposed to be a surprise Bill. I submitted your name to Survivor All-Stars 2, but they chose you for Extreme Makeover instead.

2/25/2005 7:37 AM  
Blogger picassojohn said...

It was supposed to be a surprise Bill. I submitted your name to Survivor All-Stars 2, but instead they chose you for Extreme Makeover.

2/25/2005 7:40 AM  
Blogger Sheri Lifesaver said...

Man, these roaming charges sure add up!

2/26/2005 10:59 AM  
Blogger Todd said...

"Dammit! Joe got himself over to Temptation Island!"

"The hell with the note, let's get in the huge bottle and row outta here."

"It says, 'You can never run from the IRS. We are coming to audit you.'"

2/28/2005 12:27 PM  
Blogger Starlet42 said...

A scrolled copy of The Watchtower...well, it seems our plan to get away from Jehovah's Witnesses has gone awry.

3/05/2005 12:15 PM  
Blogger Starlet42 said...

There's a sale at Pennys!

3/05/2005 12:17 PM  
Blogger Starlet42 said...

Ok, I get the whole huge message in a bottle thing, but what's with the waxed lips?

3/05/2005 12:21 PM  
Blogger Starlet42 said...

Hey guys, is that the estimate for my pearl?

3/05/2005 12:28 PM  

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