“Caption This Cartoon“ Contest - April 2005
“All I said was, I thought the water tasted of a little chlorine,
and the next thing you know, HE shows up.”
April 2005 Winner
Andrew Donaldson is the winning author of the caption above!Congratulations, Andrew!
You will receive a special prize picked out just for you!
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HONORABLE MENSCHES:
“26,714 days without a work-related accident. It's not just luck, my friend.”
Craig Jensen
“Just play along. He's convinced Rhonda in accounting that tomorrow is bikini day.”
Brent K.Shepard
“Well, it's sure cut down on the horseplay around here.”
David Long
“The people who brought him in are the people in charge of our pension plan.”
Ed Salden
“It's his subtle way of letting the boss know that the ceiling in his office is leaking again.”
Gentilly Jr.
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posted by Jim Meskimen at 1:35 AM
21 Comments:
1) "26,714 days without a work-related accident. It's not just luck, my friend."
2) "Yes, Bob, some DO say it's Orwellian. But we're proud of our accident-free record."
3) "Think that's strange? Check out the men's room!"
- Craig Jensen
From Robbie Krescanko:
"New company rules for the water cooler...guess you can be sued for anything these days".
"I wish I could say that this is the stupidest thing management's done this week."
Bend down slowly, or he'll yell "No diving!"
Jesse Tipping - Yeah, he's been around ever since Tom got caught "relieving himself in the ocean, wink, wink."
he wants to know where out lifejackets are
He says there's been a shark sighting. In this office? He ain't kidding.
"Oh,I'm nuts huh? Well..oh,
Shhh..the secretaries are coming for their lunch H20 "Bossman wants to prove that company psychotherapists' "womanizing,no chance to climb the coorperate ladder" theory wrong and show her they love his water cooler jokes.
Now move back,I gotta pull the cooler plug and yell"loose hot wire on the floor!"..when they all climb the gaurd chair as Miss Suit walks back in with the gaurd and see's it; ..guess who gets YOUR window cubicle?..he-hee
1. "Aye, he's harsh, but fair. Yarr."
2. "Please tell me you can see that, too."
3. "The cups are over there by the large dorsal fin."
4. "His methods may be unorthodox, Earl, but the number of accidental drownings have been cut in half this week already."
yeah, I got nothing... :-(
department: black ops
field test: 37 (politician finder)
codename: oblivious
stimuli: audio/visual (manned lifeguard post in office setting)
subject: arthur flatbottom
technician: phoenix1
observations: subject's only comments when approached at watercooler, "man, my shoulder itches!".
technician comments: it's a wrap boys we've got the next president.
YEAH, THE BOSS TOLD LARRY THE WORKOHOLIC IT WAS COMPANY POLICY THAT EVERYONE HAD TO TAKE THEIR YEARLY VACATION. THEN HE SUGGESTED HE MIGHT ENJOY SOMEPLACE NICE BY THE WATER.
yeah, there was a mix-up at the job fair. right now Ted from accounting is on a beach in San Diego.
Hey, I know she's hot but you have to admit there's been a lot of weird stuff going on since
Colonel Nelson started dating that Ginny chick !
"I think he pees in the water."
"The people who brought him in are the people in charge of our pension plan."
"Wanna see him save me?"
Jerry COMPLETELY misunderstands the idea of an office pool.
All I said was, I thought the water tasted of a little chlorine, and the next thing you know, HE shows up.
You should see him do laps in the thing.
Hey, I thought he was crazy when he brought in the chair and started taking his breaks up there, but chicks DO dig a guy in uniform.
Everyone in the office stays fully hydrated. Jerry takes water safety VERY seriously.
"YOU'VE got back trouble? Try moving the VP's lifeguard statue from room to freakin' room until the fung shui kicks in in his favor!" - Adam Barnick
"Do we have to put up with this all winter?" - Gentilly Jr.
"The worst part is we had Pamela Anderson before him." - Ebdug
"Biff said the water was safe." - Rip
"Jenkins is going on vacation tomorrow and he's really rubbing it in." - Gentilly Jr.
"The more he climbs the ladder, the more obnoxious he gets." - Ebdug
"You think he's bad? You oughta see the guy over by the paper shredder." - Gentilly Jr.
"We've been having a problem with corporate sharks." - Gentilly Jr.
"Bob's taken micromanagement to new heights." - Ebdug
"It's a totally rad new concept in office meetings." - Rip
"It's his subtle way of letting the boss know that the ceiling in his office is leaking again." - Gentilly Jr.
Yarg... Van Gogh had his “blue” period, Monet had water lilies, and I like to think of this as the beginning of me “wicked sea serpent” phase.
-Kevin Nalty
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