Thursday, February 09, 2006

“Caption This Cartoon” Contest - Spring, 2006


Why all of Mankind must stand in line at the DMV for the rest of eternity.

“Cartoon Caption Contest” Winner, Spring 2006!

Sfagen is our latest winner for the excellent caption above!
Congratulations, Sfagen!
You will receive a special prize picked out just for you!
(Please send your mailing address to meskimen@appliedsilliness.com )

HONORABLE MENSCHES:
“It's a Bugatti with a backseat big enough to start a human race.”
Peter Mead

“Fig leaves optional.”
The Krewe from the Speakeasy in the Big Easy - Monique Diuse

We had many great captions for this cartoon. Very well done everybody, and thank you for playing.
Remember, there is no restriction on how many times you can win, so play on!
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109 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello and welcome to serpeant auto! Isnt' she a beaut?

2/10/2006 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! That apple was nothing! Have a taste of this baby!

2/11/2006 10:32 AM  
Blogger David Long said...

Yessiree, one test drive in this candy apple red beauty and you're gonna say 'yes' to a guarenteed lifestyle change!

2/14/2006 4:25 PM  
Blogger David Long said...

Good afternoon, folks! Beautiful day to kick a few tires. Say, I'm Luc. Here's my card. Hey, I'd love to answer any questions if you have em. Would you like a cup of coffee, a coke maybe? Got em right over here in the showroom. Oh, and folks, no worries. I am strictly no pressure. No pressure Luc, that's what they call me...

2/14/2006 4:34 PM  
Anonymous Stephanie Grant said...

Gee, Eve can't you just taste his apple? I really want to drive this car, it's not like its going to kill you to do something for me.

2/17/2006 12:02 PM  
Anonymous ravi k anthony said...

Well honey! I don't remember him saying anything about not driving.

2/17/2006 6:56 PM  
Blogger Nalts said...

Well I think he totally over reacted on the apple thing, but if this is paradise's parting gift... let's roll.

2/22/2006 7:56 PM  
Blogger Nalts said...

Eve, the last thing I heard him say was "to hell with it." And I think I've just discovered the "it."

2/22/2006 7:58 PM  
Blogger Nalts said...

Adam, I was fine with him tempting us out of perpetual paradise. But now I'm just feeling used. Do you honestly think he'd ask us to road trip to Mardi Gras if he could drive this thing himself?

2/22/2006 8:02 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

"Hey, I'm Rich James!!!!--BEEAACHHH!"

2/23/2006 7:22 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

"Hey--I'm Rich James--BEEAACH!!!"

2/23/2006 7:27 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

God must have misunderstood me--I ask if we could get comfortable, not get convertible!!!

2/23/2006 8:03 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

Hey Eve!--there must be some misunderstanding--I said get comfortable, not get a convertible!

2/23/2006 8:05 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

After being lost in the forest, they were happy to see the famous celebrity geeko turned surpent show up without that loud aflec personality bird to pay their bills.

2/23/2006 8:17 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

"Eve told Adam, to "get comfortable, we are going to sin!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Serpant thought she said, "Get a convertible, and we'll go for a spin!!!"

2/23/2006 8:29 PM  
Anonymous Alex Stockwell said...

This explains everything! The devil has a small penis!

2/25/2006 1:14 AM  
Anonymous EM said...

Hey--I'm RICK JAMES, BEEEAACH!!!

2/26/2006 1:42 PM  
Blogger mcdeez said...

I think God would understand. Besides, did you know this has a hemi?..and look, cruise control!

2/27/2006 9:16 AM  
Blogger mcdeez said...

A popular story among today's car salesmen

2/27/2006 10:16 AM  
Blogger Luke Howard said...

I knew we shouldn't have bought it used. I mean, did they really expect us not to notice that scratch on the hood?

2/27/2006 4:51 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

OH SNAP, BACK IN THE DAY ANYONE COULD GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE!

2/27/2006 7:56 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

Hop in honey, this sin bucket is about to leave the curb.

2/27/2006 7:59 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

Eve said to Adam:
"Hey Adam, Hop in, I bet this will bring in a pretty penny on Ebay!!!!!"

2/27/2006 8:07 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

...and the Serpant said "Hey--where in HELL do you think you are going???"

2/27/2006 8:17 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

...And the serpeant said: "Where in HELL are you going--I'll give you a lift!"

2/27/2006 8:19 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

And the serpeant said to Adam and Eve: "Don't bother knockin when this machine is rockin."

2/27/2006 8:21 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

"Hey Jim, How come I've never won the cartoon contest?? Is is because so I'm green??"

2/27/2006 8:26 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

"Hey Jim, how come I've never won your cartoon caption contest?? Is it because I am so green?" (Wink, Wink).

2/27/2006 8:28 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

Want to join me?? Then Hop in, cause I'm on my way to Sin City!!"

2/27/2006 8:43 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

"We tried uncovering the DaVinci Code and now this!!!"

2/27/2006 8:48 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

"It's not like its our "last supper" or anything Eve, its just a car!!"

2/27/2006 8:50 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

"Oh Adam, I just couldn't resist tempation--I spent all of the money we had for our "last supper" on the car--We can alway sell it on Ebay and get the money back!"

2/27/2006 8:54 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

"Ford Mustang, The Legend Lives!!"

2/27/2006 9:14 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

"You heard about the Grinch who stole Xmas?? Well that Grinch ain't got nothin on ME!"

2/27/2006 9:33 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

(Adam ponders the eternal question--to buy or not to buy--to sin or not to sin...
"In the garden there wasn't a sign that said don't feed the pigeons. YOU were told not to pick the apple from the tree of wisdom and not to bit into it. In the garden of life there will be many temptations---LIke the little voice that says buy the little red car with the huge car payments even though you can't afford them!"

2/27/2006 9:44 PM  
Blogger Nimajneb said...

Although Adam was clearly impressed, Eve wasn't so sure...Just how was the serpent, with no arms or legs, able to drive that car? It seemed like a trick to her.

3/01/2006 6:28 AM  
Blogger watercolorbuff said...

I'd say you go around curves like there's no Tomorrow!

3/01/2006 10:22 AM  
Blogger watercolorbuff said...

WOW! this paint job looks good enough to eat; right Honey?

3/01/2006 10:31 AM  
Anonymous Malcolm said...

Man always wants the sinful things in life. ( i'm not talking about the car)

3/06/2006 6:26 PM  
Anonymous SFagen said...

Car problems?

3/08/2006 9:39 PM  
Anonymous Sfagen said...

Why all of Mankind must stand in line at the DMV for the rest of eternity.

3/08/2006 9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like this car









www.lyricbus.com

3/10/2006 2:54 AM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

The Serpeant said: "The Good
NEWS is, I just saved a whole bunch of money on my Geico Car Insurance, The Bad NEWS is your both sinners and are going directly to Hell."

3/11/2006 11:43 AM  
Anonymous Ellen M. said...

The Serpeant said: "The Good NEWS is I just saved a whole bunch of money on my Geico Auto Insurance!!!
The Bad NEWS is you are both sinners are going to HELL!!"

3/12/2006 2:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Candy Apple red and all cherried out!

3/12/2006 2:21 AM  
Anonymous Ellen M said...

The Serpeant said: "The good news is, that I just saved a whole bunch of money on my Geico Car Insurance! The bad news is that you are both sinners, and are going directly to HELL!!"

3/12/2006 2:24 AM  
Anonymous Ellen M. said...

Eve had no idea that biting into the apple would lead to this!

3/12/2006 2:30 AM  
Anonymous EM said...

Looking back, it finally made sense why cars became so popular after the original sin.

3/12/2006 2:33 AM  
Anonymous EM said...

"Hey Adam, Hey Eve, Sin is in, let's go for a spin!"

3/12/2006 2:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Naughty by nature, not cause I hate your!"

3/12/2006 2:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I agree that you're not a typical Used Car Salesman, but Dad said NO CANDY APPLE RED models !!!"

3/14/2006 1:17 PM  
Blogger akenath said...

The very first car salesman!!!

3/19/2006 9:12 PM  
Blogger akenath said...

Eve: All you need now is a job and you will be the perfect man.

3/19/2006 9:16 PM  
Anonymous Peter Mead said...

The Book of Genesis, as told on the Internet.

3/21/2006 5:37 PM  
Anonymous Peter Mead said...

It's a Begatti with a backseat big enough to start a human race.

3/23/2006 7:53 AM  
Anonymous Jonathan White said...

"When sins become rewards of virtue, who cares if you have any moral values!"

3/28/2006 9:20 PM  
Anonymous Jonathan White said...

Supposed evidence of the first two intelligent human lifeforms on earth, which afterall, didn't seem so intelligent and fell gullable to common trickery of the snake"

3/28/2006 9:31 PM  
Anonymous Jonathan White said...

"And thus it became apparent that selling one's soul for eternity in order to get that of which one desired to end it all in the fiery furnaces of hell became all the rage"

3/28/2006 9:41 PM  
Anonymous Jonathan White said...

"As we see hereby demonstrated by the illustration above we can make further assumptions as to whether or not God's law was established, due to the plain gullibility of second hand attempts after already been exiled, or that they had been in fact, as the bible did not specifically state, temporarily senile, or mentally deranged"

3/28/2006 9:45 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

"Cash, Grass or "bleep"--nobody rides for free!"

4/04/2006 7:55 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

Forget about the apple--this one is all cherried out!

4/04/2006 8:04 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

After centuries of reconsideration the serpent concludes: He who dies with the most toys wins!

4/04/2006 8:06 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

Eve didn't realize that eating that apple would eventually lead to this!

4/04/2006 8:13 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

So you can't stand temptation--and there are more on the way than this!

4/04/2006 8:14 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

The very first leased auto--and Adam can't resist temptation!

4/04/2006 8:16 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

Adam receives his first lesson: Please resist temptation---Driving without a license is not a good idea!

4/04/2006 8:18 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

In order to buy the car Adam and Eve agreed to give the serpent their first born child.

4/04/2006 8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The original sinners get into the original sin machine for a spin, and the cycle of sin begins.

4/04/2006 9:22 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

The original sinners choose the original sin machine and go for a sin spin.

4/04/2006 9:23 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

..."It was the serpent who tempted and deceived me" Then God cursed the serpent and banished him from the Garden. He gave clothes to Adam and Eve saying, "Now that you know both good and evil, you must leave Eden..."And God drove them out of the Garden, and into the world..." (God DRIVES Adam and Eve out of the garden into the world).

4/04/2006 9:38 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

"It was the woman who gave me the fruit," said Adam. It was the serpent who tempted and deceived me," said Eve. And God drove them and the serpent out of Eden... East of Eden..."

4/04/2006 9:42 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

...And Adam responded to the serpent: "The Lord is my shepard: I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pasture, He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul. He leadeth me in the paths of rigtheousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies, Thou anointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever..."
"Ok-Ok", said the serpent. "You don't have to get carried away, I just asked if you wanted a ride!!!!!!!!!!"

4/04/2006 9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not my hand being stuck that worries me.

4/05/2006 3:28 AM  
Blogger mike roey said...

"Eve, he said that if you eat the apple, I get this car. Just do it. No one will ever know."

4/06/2006 1:11 AM  
Blogger mike roey said...

... and all of Christianity learned that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Speed.

4/06/2006 1:14 AM  
Anonymous Peter J. said...

The car IS nice, Adam, but the snakeskin interior kinda creeps me out...

4/06/2006 7:06 AM  
Anonymous Gary F. said...

He's good!
First you with the red apple...now me with the red Opel!

4/11/2006 12:44 PM  
Blogger Gary F. said...

He's good! First you with the red apple...now me with the red Opel!

4/11/2006 12:46 PM  
Anonymous Dustin Bennett said...

Wow Eve lookat this beaut!!! I think I'm gonna need a bigger leaf...

4/13/2006 4:47 AM  
Anonymous C A Peters said...

The real reason we are wearing clothes today. "Adam, you are NOT sitting on my leather seats without putting some pants on!"

4/13/2006 7:16 PM  
Anonymous Mark Burnell said...

"To 12th Street, no vine"

4/19/2006 6:19 PM  
Anonymous Mark Burnell said...

"YOU drive, Eve -- it's a
stickshift"

4/19/2006 6:30 PM  
Anonymous Tony said...

"C'mon! Whaddaya think He's going to do - kick you out of the Garden?"

4/19/2006 7:39 PM  
Anonymous Doug Hogg said...

Mr. Snake: "It's only $29.95 a month (for the 1st 3 months). We will accept your wife as collateral."

4/20/2006 12:44 AM  
Anonymous Johnny D. said...

How NASCAR got it's start.

4/24/2006 8:42 PM  
Blogger sincent said...

The bad news is, you are destined to a life of labor. The good news is, it's with the UAW.

4/26/2006 3:40 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

If the Industrial Revolution had started earlier this is what would have occurred.

4/26/2006 10:18 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

With gas prices nearing over $3.00 a gallon, driving to some might become like the original sin. A bit tempting and not really worth the risk of getting kicked out of the garden of eden.

4/26/2006 10:22 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

According to the new age bible, "Prehistoric man skips right into the industrial revolution and the age of sin".

This photo shows man's second greatest temptation of all time.

4/26/2006 10:27 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

Did you know that before the Exodus man already had wheels?

4/26/2006 10:28 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

In 1826 the first gas powered car was invented. The frst wheel was invented in 3480 B.C.

This picture is proof that God really does exist and made man an even bigger temptation than apples.

4/26/2006 10:42 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

How do you like them apples?

4/26/2006 10:43 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

The worlds first used car salesman and his unknowing victums.

4/26/2006 10:50 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

Adam said: "Birth, School, Work, Death. No one said anything to me about THIS Eve!"

4/26/2006 10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After a little auditing no one will ever know!

4/26/2006 10:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see the movie "Gone in Sixty Seconds? Remember the part when Angelina Jolie steals the car--like in real life when she steals the men from the other women--who are already married or engaged to other women? Well this picture reminds me of her--funny but it does and I don't know why exactly.
I guess its just that if you don't resist temptation you will be driven strait to hell.--who knows

4/26/2006 11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you remember the song Hell on wheels?

4/26/2006 11:06 PM  
Anonymous EM said...

The serpent said: "Oh I only promised them your first born child in exchange for this car
I didn't think you would mind."

4/26/2006 11:10 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

Why God caused the automobile to easily break down through out history.

4/26/2006 11:20 PM  
Blogger sincent said...

In a gadda da vida, Adam n Eve partook of da Red Opel.

4/27/2006 7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Eve, first the Original Sin, and Now the Original Spin.

4/28/2006 3:30 PM  
Anonymous Ellen said...

"Oh Eve, first the Original Sin, and Now the Original Spin."

4/28/2006 3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Well, I have to say, I'm tempted."

4/29/2006 7:19 AM  
Anonymous The Krewe from the Speakeasy in the Big Easy said...

"What kind of God would deny a man a rockin' ride like this?" - ebdug

"Ooh! Forbidden candy apple red." - Bnawd

"I don't think so. Maybe if you had upholstered seats instead of leather." - Gentilly Jr.

"Hmmm. I don't know, with the way gas prices are these days ..." - ebdug

"Fig leaves optional." - Monique DeMuse

"Be careful Eve. These snakes make helluva salesmen." - Bnawd

"I'll tell you the same thing I told Eve, 'I'm not taking her for a test ride until I see whats under the hood.'" - ebdug

5/15/2006 10:43 AM  
Anonymous trevni said...

Eve to Adam: "he told me it would be worth a fortune in... say...a gadzillion years!"

5/16/2006 8:55 AM  
Anonymous the Trev said...

"But Eve... he said he would furnish oil and gas for just a few peanuts!"

5/16/2006 9:01 AM  
Blogger Nalts said...

Despite God's best effort, humanity ended as quickly as it began when Adam's passion for his new set of wheels left Eve stuck in Paradise without a mate.

5/25/2006 8:31 AM  
Anonymous adezignguy said...

"SSsssssayy hop in and we'll cruise around the orchard."

6/12/2006 9:16 PM  
Blogger adezignguy said...

"SSsssssayy hop in and we'll cruise around the orchard."

6/12/2006 9:17 PM  

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