“Caption This Cartoon” Contest - Spring, 2006
Why all of Mankind must stand in line at the DMV for the rest of eternity.
“Cartoon Caption Contest” Winner, Spring 2006!
Sfagen is our latest winner for the excellent caption above!Congratulations, Sfagen!
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“It's a Bugatti with a backseat big enough to start a human race.”
Peter Mead
“Fig leaves optional.”
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posted by Jim Meskimen at 12:22 PM
90 Comments:
Hello and welcome to serpeant auto! Isnt' she a beaut?
Hey! That apple was nothing! Have a taste of this baby!
Gee, Eve can't you just taste his apple? I really want to drive this car, it's not like its going to kill you to do something for me.
Well honey! I don't remember him saying anything about not driving.
"Hey, I'm Rich James!!!!--BEEAACHHH!"
"Hey--I'm Rich James--BEEAACH!!!"
God must have misunderstood me--I ask if we could get comfortable, not get convertible!!!
Hey Eve!--there must be some misunderstanding--I said get comfortable, not get a convertible!
After being lost in the forest, they were happy to see the famous celebrity geeko turned surpent show up without that loud aflec personality bird to pay their bills.
"Eve told Adam, to "get comfortable, we are going to sin!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Serpant thought she said, "Get a convertible, and we'll go for a spin!!!"
Hey--I'm RICK JAMES, BEEEAACH!!!
OH SNAP, BACK IN THE DAY ANYONE COULD GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE!
Hop in honey, this sin bucket is about to leave the curb.
Eve said to Adam:
"Hey Adam, Hop in, I bet this will bring in a pretty penny on Ebay!!!!!"
...and the Serpant said "Hey--where in HELL do you think you are going???"
...And the serpeant said: "Where in HELL are you going--I'll give you a lift!"
And the serpeant said to Adam and Eve: "Don't bother knockin when this machine is rockin."
"Hey Jim, How come I've never won the cartoon contest?? Is is because so I'm green??"
"Hey Jim, how come I've never won your cartoon caption contest?? Is it because I am so green?" (Wink, Wink).
Want to join me?? Then Hop in, cause I'm on my way to Sin City!!"
"We tried uncovering the DaVinci Code and now this!!!"
"It's not like its our "last supper" or anything Eve, its just a car!!"
"Oh Adam, I just couldn't resist tempation--I spent all of the money we had for our "last supper" on the car--We can alway sell it on Ebay and get the money back!"
"Ford Mustang, The Legend Lives!!"
"You heard about the Grinch who stole Xmas?? Well that Grinch ain't got nothin on ME!"
(Adam ponders the eternal question--to buy or not to buy--to sin or not to sin...
"In the garden there wasn't a sign that said don't feed the pigeons. YOU were told not to pick the apple from the tree of wisdom and not to bit into it. In the garden of life there will be many temptations---LIke the little voice that says buy the little red car with the huge car payments even though you can't afford them!"
Man always wants the sinful things in life. ( i'm not talking about the car)
Car problems?
Why all of Mankind must stand in line at the DMV for the rest of eternity.
I like this car
www.lyricbus.com
The Serpeant said: "The Good
NEWS is, I just saved a whole bunch of money on my Geico Car Insurance, The Bad NEWS is your both sinners and are going directly to Hell."
The Serpeant said: "The Good NEWS is I just saved a whole bunch of money on my Geico Auto Insurance!!!
The Bad NEWS is you are both sinners are going to HELL!!"
Candy Apple red and all cherried out!
The Serpeant said: "The good news is, that I just saved a whole bunch of money on my Geico Car Insurance! The bad news is that you are both sinners, and are going directly to HELL!!"
Eve had no idea that biting into the apple would lead to this!
Looking back, it finally made sense why cars became so popular after the original sin.
"Hey Adam, Hey Eve, Sin is in, let's go for a spin!"
"Naughty by nature, not cause I hate your!"
"I agree that you're not a typical Used Car Salesman, but Dad said NO CANDY APPLE RED models !!!"
The very first car salesman!!!
Eve: All you need now is a job and you will be the perfect man.
The Book of Genesis, as told on the Internet.
It's a Begatti with a backseat big enough to start a human race.
"When sins become rewards of virtue, who cares if you have any moral values!"
Supposed evidence of the first two intelligent human lifeforms on earth, which afterall, didn't seem so intelligent and fell gullable to common trickery of the snake"
"And thus it became apparent that selling one's soul for eternity in order to get that of which one desired to end it all in the fiery furnaces of hell became all the rage"
"As we see hereby demonstrated by the illustration above we can make further assumptions as to whether or not God's law was established, due to the plain gullibility of second hand attempts after already been exiled, or that they had been in fact, as the bible did not specifically state, temporarily senile, or mentally deranged"
"Cash, Grass or "bleep"--nobody rides for free!"
Forget about the apple--this one is all cherried out!
After centuries of reconsideration the serpent concludes: He who dies with the most toys wins!
Eve didn't realize that eating that apple would eventually lead to this!
So you can't stand temptation--and there are more on the way than this!
The very first leased auto--and Adam can't resist temptation!
Adam receives his first lesson: Please resist temptation---Driving without a license is not a good idea!
In order to buy the car Adam and Eve agreed to give the serpent their first born child.
The original sinners get into the original sin machine for a spin, and the cycle of sin begins.
The original sinners choose the original sin machine and go for a sin spin.
..."It was the serpent who tempted and deceived me" Then God cursed the serpent and banished him from the Garden. He gave clothes to Adam and Eve saying, "Now that you know both good and evil, you must leave Eden..."And God drove them out of the Garden, and into the world..." (God DRIVES Adam and Eve out of the garden into the world).
"It was the woman who gave me the fruit," said Adam. It was the serpent who tempted and deceived me," said Eve. And God drove them and the serpent out of Eden... East of Eden..."
...And Adam responded to the serpent: "The Lord is my shepard: I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pasture, He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul. He leadeth me in the paths of rigtheousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies, Thou anointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever..."
"Ok-Ok", said the serpent. "You don't have to get carried away, I just asked if you wanted a ride!!!!!!!!!!"
It's not my hand being stuck that worries me.
The car IS nice, Adam, but the snakeskin interior kinda creeps me out...
He's good!
First you with the red apple...now me with the red Opel!
Wow Eve lookat this beaut!!! I think I'm gonna need a bigger leaf...
The real reason we are wearing clothes today. "Adam, you are NOT sitting on my leather seats without putting some pants on!"
"To 12th Street, no vine"
"YOU drive, Eve -- it's a
stickshift"
"C'mon! Whaddaya think He's going to do - kick you out of the Garden?"
Mr. Snake: "It's only $29.95 a month (for the 1st 3 months). We will accept your wife as collateral."
How NASCAR got it's start.
If the Industrial Revolution had started earlier this is what would have occurred.
With gas prices nearing over $3.00 a gallon, driving to some might become like the original sin. A bit tempting and not really worth the risk of getting kicked out of the garden of eden.
According to the new age bible, "Prehistoric man skips right into the industrial revolution and the age of sin".
This photo shows man's second greatest temptation of all time.
Did you know that before the Exodus man already had wheels?
In 1826 the first gas powered car was invented. The frst wheel was invented in 3480 B.C.
This picture is proof that God really does exist and made man an even bigger temptation than apples.
How do you like them apples?
The worlds first used car salesman and his unknowing victums.
Adam said: "Birth, School, Work, Death. No one said anything to me about THIS Eve!"
After a little auditing no one will ever know!
Did you see the movie "Gone in Sixty Seconds? Remember the part when Angelina Jolie steals the car--like in real life when she steals the men from the other women--who are already married or engaged to other women? Well this picture reminds me of her--funny but it does and I don't know why exactly.
I guess its just that if you don't resist temptation you will be driven strait to hell.--who knows
Do you remember the song Hell on wheels?
The serpent said: "Oh I only promised them your first born child in exchange for this car
I didn't think you would mind."
Why God caused the automobile to easily break down through out history.
Oh Eve, first the Original Sin, and Now the Original Spin.
"Oh Eve, first the Original Sin, and Now the Original Spin."
"Well, I have to say, I'm tempted."
"What kind of God would deny a man a rockin' ride like this?" - ebdug
"Ooh! Forbidden candy apple red." - Bnawd
"I don't think so. Maybe if you had upholstered seats instead of leather." - Gentilly Jr.
"Hmmm. I don't know, with the way gas prices are these days ..." - ebdug
"Fig leaves optional." - Monique DeMuse
"Be careful Eve. These snakes make helluva salesmen." - Bnawd
"I'll tell you the same thing I told Eve, 'I'm not taking her for a test ride until I see whats under the hood.'" - ebdug
Eve to Adam: "he told me it would be worth a fortune in... say...a gadzillion years!"
"But Eve... he said he would furnish oil and gas for just a few peanuts!"
"SSsssssayy hop in and we'll cruise around the orchard."
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