“Caption This Cartoon” Contest - Summer, 2006
“Me thinks thou dos't INFRINGE too much.”
“Cartoon Caption Contest” Winner, Summer 2006!
bigDsquare is our latest winner for the excellent caption above!Congratulations, bigDsquare!
You will receive a special prize picked out just for you!
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“Ding Dong, Bard of Avon calling”!
Bob Daley
“Oh, good, I've finally found someone who's up... I can't sleep.... I've been rethinking the whole rose thing... If one were to call it a maggot, or a dung heap, or a clump of toe cheese, for example, then mighten it NOT smell as sweet?”
amy
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43 Comments:
My name is Will and I have a customer satisfaction survey for you to fill out. You will be awarded with a free bottle of hemlock. What's the matter? You look like you doth seen a ghost!
Hello, sir. I have here my birth certificate, indicating that you are none other than my long-lost father. Oh no. Am I THAT transparent??
"I don't care what time it is. Tell Mr. Shatner I'm here to apply for the 'ghost writer' position for his next novel..."
"Me thinks thou dos't INFRINGE too much."
"Greetings Mr. Jones, you inquired of Apparitional Sonnet Services?"
"Hey, I was just trying to impress her so I said 'I wish I could talk that fancy Shakes Spear talk to you honey-pie'".
"Kind Sir, might I remind thee that salaciously seducing young maidens 'tis my demesne... but I also should forewarn thee: 'This momentary joy breeds months of pain; This hot desire converts to cold disdain.'"
"It's a spiritual crisis, don't you know, and maybe I can help you explain it all in writing."
"Don't worry, my fine young man--I am here to tell you that all the world's a stage and we are all mere players upon that stage."
"What a piece of work is man--how noble in reason, in character how like a god.--Aye here's the rub!"
"Two hundred years and no royalty rights apply--all of my work is in the public domaine--so have at it."
"To Be or Not To Be-That is the question??" or Maybe you Prefer Romeo Where for art thou Romeo?" In any case my famous one-liners beat out "Go Ahead Make my day!" and "I'll be back" and "Show Me The Money" any old time."
"Yong man--come hither--Pleaseth your master and writeth me one The Shakespear Code."
Excuse me my fine gentleman, but do you know the way to San Jose?
I REALIZE COPYWRITING HAD NOT BEEN INVENTED IN MY DAY, BUT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE...PLAGIARIZE SOMEONE ELSE!
Mr. Branaugh, we have an agreement. One of my plays must be filmed every year. Don't make me do to you what I did to Olivier!
You've been slacking off, Mr. Branagh. We have an agreement.
Do you want me to do to you what I did to Olivier?
"I am Almost four-hundred years old, and they say four-hundred is the new FORTY!"
This is a toilet not a time machine mate. What do you want me to do flush you back home? And waving that sonet at me isnt going to do you any favours neither!
I told you already sir your BARD!
I told you being a ghost doesn't mean i cant hold things!
"To be or not to be that is the question" No the question is how long are you going to be in there i am bursting!
But i am William Shakespeare! I don't care if your George W Bush i said go get me a latte!
"I am the ghost of Plagiarism Past!"
I keep telling the post office I'm in 2B but they keep delivering to 2C. Don't they understand it's 2B - or not 2C?
Hey...
"I'm here about the apartment. Is this 2B or not 2B?"
Per this contract, you are 396 years late for rehearsal!
I realize that, at university, you must take certain shortcuts, however, my name is WILLIAM, young sir, not Billy. I would appreciate it if you stopped citing me as BS.
It's a restraining order. Rip off another one of Meskimen's car commercial characters, and you're dead... just like me!
Ironic isn't it? Me, a dead person, selling life insurance...
Looketh here Mr. Hollywood wannabe! The dawning of thy audition is only hours away and thou hast yet to learneth thy lines! Why doest thou still dilly the dally with Sally at this late hour!
Mister Johnson? We need to talk about your plagiarism of some of my work. And don't look at me that way. I can see right through you, too!
"Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
pay up, you got 'em from the mini-bar!"
Pardon me, but is this 2B or not 2B?
Pardon me, is this the Hair Club For Men office?
Yeah, I'm the Shakespeare strip-o-gram you ordered.
Would you please stop saying "MacBeth" in the damn Theatre!!
It's a little late, but here it is.
"Ye Olde Glossary of Terms."
"Who do you think you are, stealing MY work?"
"Francis Bacon did not write MY plays, and here’s his affidavit to prove it!"
My Dear "Romeo", I hate to interrupt you and your "Juliet", but you signed in as "William Shakespeare" and you, my good man, are not William Shakespeare!
"Is this apartment 2-B or not 2-B?"
"Ding Dong, Bard of Avon calling"!
"Oh, good, I've finally found someone who's up... I can't sleep.... I've been rethinking the whole rose thing... If one were to call it a maggot, or a dung heap, or a clump of toe cheese, for example, then mighten it NOT smell as sweet?"
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