Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Caption This Cartoon Contest, Winter 2007


...and to think that we both evolved from a single cell"

“Cartoon Caption Contest” Winner, Winter 2007!

TogetherOne.neT is our latest winner for the wonderful caption above!
Congratulations, TogetherOne.neT!
You will receive a special prize picked out just for you!
(Please send your mailing address to meskimen@appliedsilliness.com )

HONORABLE MENSCHES:
“I'm just not looking for a long distance relationship...”
mose

“Vinnie, ya move to Hollywood and now, well, look at ya!”
T.Sims

“You say after recording Saddam's hanging, you had to get away for a while.”
Mark Edgemon

In addition to those mentioned above, we had many other great captions for this cartoon. Very well done to everyone who participated. Remember, there is no restriction on how many times you can win, so play on!
All captions become the property of meskimen applied silliness, inc.

93 Comments:

Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY FIRST WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T SHUT UP EITHER!

1/17/2007 2:06 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

SO, YOU'RE THE BORG VERSION OF ME.

1/17/2007 2:09 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

HEY BABY, I WOULD LOVE TO PUSH YOUR BUTTONS.

1/17/2007 2:22 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

NO, I WOULD NOT LIKE TO HAVE CLAM DIP TONIGHT!

1/17/2007 2:24 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

SO, HOW MUCH INSURANCE DO YOU THINK I NEED TO COVER WATER DAMAGE.

1/17/2007 2:27 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE IN VIBRATOR MODE.

1/17/2007 2:38 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME BABY, I'M AS HAPPY AS A CLAM.

1/17/2007 2:39 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I'M GLAD YOU'VE DROPPED IN.

1/17/2007 2:41 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I'LL TAKE A FISH SANDWICH, A FRY, AND A COKE. NO I DON'T CARE FOR ANY FRIED CLAM STRIPS. I LOST MY BROTHER THAT WAY.

1/17/2007 2:50 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

SO IF I SIGN UP WITH YOUR GLOBAL PHONE PACKAGE, I CAN TALK WITH CLAMS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. BUT ALL THE CLAMS I KNOW HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY LONG JOHN SILVERS.

1/17/2007 2:58 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I KNOW I'M JEALOUS, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT FISH IS LOOKING AT YOU.

1/17/2007 3:22 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

EVERYTIME I COME OVER, YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE PHONE.

1/17/2007 3:24 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

DON'T TRY TO SELL ME ANYTHING, I'M A HARD SHELL.

1/17/2007 8:06 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME TO CLAM UP!

1/17/2007 8:13 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

THIS SEA WATER CAN'T BE GOOD FOR YOUR CIRCUITS.

1/17/2007 8:15 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I THINK YOUR FREQUENCY IS INTERFERING WITH AQUAMAN'S MENTAL SONAR.

1/17/2007 8:20 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

ARE YOU HERE FOR THE LITTLE MERMAID TRYOUTS?

1/17/2007 8:21 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

ON OUR DATE TONIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME SLIPPING YOU THE TONGUE, CAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

1/17/2007 8:27 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

LAST TIME I GET A DATE FROM E-HARMONY.

1/17/2007 8:30 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

SORRY CHARLIE, ONLY THE BEST TECH PHONES ARE USED BY STARKIST.

1/17/2007 8:39 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

BUSH WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO SPY ON ME.

1/18/2007 4:23 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

IT'S SURE NICE TO BE ABLE TO WORK AT HOME.

1/18/2007 4:25 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I KNEW JULES VERNE. JULES VERNE WAS A FRIEND OF MINE. LET ME TELL YOU, YOU'RE NO JULES VERNE.

1/18/2007 4:29 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

DO I KNOW THE OLD MAN IN THE SEA...I ATE HIM.

1/18/2007 4:39 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

IF YOU WERE DROPPED OFF THE LOVE BOAT, YOU'RE BETTER OFF.

1/18/2007 4:41 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

IF LOVING YOU IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

1/18/2007 4:43 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE A RELIC FROM THE TITANIC.

1/18/2007 4:45 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

NEW IN TOWN?

1/18/2007 4:55 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

HEY BETTY CLAM, I JUST LOVE YOUR NEW YEAR EVE'S COSTUME.

1/18/2007 4:56 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

YES, I WOULD CONSIDER THIS A DROPPED CALL.

1/18/2007 4:59 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

SO, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM HIGH PRICED CALL GIRLS?

1/18/2007 5:04 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

YOU SAY YOU USE TO BELONG TO JIM MESKIMEN? WOW. I'VE NEVER MET A CELEBRITY CELL PHONE BEFORE.

1/18/2007 5:08 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

THIS IS ENSIGN CLAM. BEAM ME UP SCOTTY. I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT.

1/18/2007 5:19 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE CAMERA PHONES, CAN I HAVE FOUR SHOTS FOR A QUARTER?

1/18/2007 5:21 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

YOU SEE THAT FISH OVER THERE, HE'S THE BLABBER MOUTH IN THIS AQUARIUM.

1/18/2007 5:26 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE ON EARTH I CAN CALL YOU, WITHOUT THE BUSH TEAM LISTENING IN.

1/18/2007 5:34 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU'RE A RADIO SHOW HOST, ASKING ME, IF I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN A WATER DRINKING CONTEST.

1/18/2007 5:38 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

YOU SAY AFTER RECORDING SADDAM'S HANGING, YOU HAD TO GET AWAY FOR A WHILE.

1/18/2007 5:43 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I DON'T CARE IF YOUR NAME IS SNOOP DOGGY, YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.

1/18/2007 5:49 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

EVERY TIME THE GIRL CLEANS THIS AQUARIUM, SHE ACCIDENTALLY DROPS SOMETHING IN HERE.

1/18/2007 5:54 PM  
Anonymous T.Sims said...

Vinnie, ya move to Hollywood and now, well, look at ya!

1/18/2007 6:20 PM  
Blogger sheddster said...

Hey there sexy! Now you're my idea of a dropped call!

1/18/2007 6:27 PM  
Blogger couggrh said...

"A remote control and TV all in oe but NO Spongebob!"

1/18/2007 6:33 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

HOLD STILL BABY, WHILE I CHECK MY MAKEUP.

1/18/2007 6:55 PM  
Anonymous Barbara Ayash said...

Why is my picture all goofed up?

1/19/2007 6:51 AM  
Blogger mose said...

"I'm just not looking for a long distance relationship..."

1/19/2007 8:38 AM  
Blogger TogetherOne.neT said...

"...and to think that we both evolved from a single cell"

1/19/2007 10:19 AM  
Blogger TogetherOne.neT said...

"...did you know that my great great grand pappy was the original Clam Shell design?"

1/19/2007 10:32 AM  
Blogger TogetherOne.neT said...

"You haven't been much company since your lights went out."

1/19/2007 10:38 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

IF YOUR BATTERY RUNS DOWN, I KNOW A PROFESSOR ON THIS TROPICAL ISLAND THAT CAN RECHARGE THEM WITH THIS SEAWATER AND A FEW COCONUTS.

1/20/2007 7:50 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I DON'T NEED TO HELP YOU LOOK FOR YOUR ANTENNA, IT'S STICKING OUT OF MY REAR.

1/20/2007 9:01 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

EVEN IF YOU ARE RETURNABLE, HOW'S THAT GOING TO HAPPEN.

1/20/2007 9:01 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I LOVE THE WAY YOU VIBRATE. IF YOU LEARN HOW TO COOK, MY GIRLFRIEND IS OUT OF HERE.

1/20/2007 9:03 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

WELL FIRST I WAS AN ATOM, THEN A PHOTON CONVERTER, THEN SEAWEED, A JELLYFISH AND NOW I'M A CLAM. THE REST OF MY STORY IS IN THE NEXT BOOK.

1/20/2007 9:04 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

YOU CAN BE JANET, THAT FISH OVER THERE CAN BE CHRISSY AND I'LL BE THAT WHACKY GUY, WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHEN HE'S GOT IT GOOD.

1/20/2007 9:27 PM  
Anonymous yspace said...

"Love your grill! Who's your dentist? Does he make deep-seabed calls?"

1/24/2007 2:53 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! SINCE YOU CAME ALONG. YOU SEXY THING!

1/25/2007 3:06 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I FINALLY GOT YOU IN BED BABY, A CLAM BED THAT IS.

1/25/2007 3:10 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

SET YOUR TIMER FOR ONE HOUR, THE BIG VALLEY IS COMING ON. PUT A BLONDE WIG ON AND YOU CAN BE AUDRA.

1/25/2007 3:22 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

YOU'RE JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, A REMOTE CONTROL. NOW ALL I NEED IS A TV.

1/25/2007 3:31 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

YOU'RE THE DEAD RINGER OF ANOTHER CELL PHONE I KNOW, WHICH DOESN'T WORK. GET IT! DEAD RINGER!

1/25/2007 3:33 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

OF COURSE IT'S A LITTLE CLAMMY AROUND HERE. THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF LITTLE CLAMMYS AROUND HERE.

1/25/2007 3:37 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

EVERY TIME I KISS YOU, I GET A REAL CHARGE OUT OF YOU. KISS ME AGAIN!

1/25/2007 3:42 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

SO YOU'RE A CAMERA PHONE. WELL THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS!

1/25/2007 7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I get it you're not the illusionist, you're the impressionist!

1/27/2007 11:41 PM  
Blogger Elrod said...

Can you hear me now!

1/28/2007 5:03 PM  
Blogger TogetherOne.neT said...

"So lets see you flex YOUR mussels!"

1/30/2007 8:07 AM  
Blogger TogetherOne.neT said...

"...so then this guy swims down here and pokes a knife in our mantle and makes us secrete nacre so we'll make him a pearl...HEY buddy, am I boring you?"

1/30/2007 8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Describe myself?? Well I'm a jewlery distributer by trade, and believe me...I'm 2 inches of ALL MUSCLE Baby!!

1/30/2007 1:08 PM  
Blogger David Long said...

And even though you came from the sky, I can tell we're not so different!

1/30/2007 6:12 PM  
Blogger David Long said...

Well, you may have a camera and internet access and all, but hey, I'm a mollusk with a tongue and two arms!

1/30/2007 6:24 PM  
Blogger David Long said...

Okay, okay. Check this out: Why don't women date cell phones? 'Cuz they're always breaking up! Ha HA! I got a million of 'em, yeah!

1/30/2007 10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You're no clam! I know a phony when I see one."

2/09/2007 7:34 PM  
Anonymous Lisa said...

I'm pretty sure they can't hear you now!

3/02/2007 1:29 PM  
Anonymous Lisa said...

"Who ever would have thought you would get better reception at the bottom of the ocean."

3/02/2007 1:31 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF "CLAMOTTO CLAM JUICE". MY PICTURE IS ON THE LABEL.

3/03/2007 9:35 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I LOOK LIKE MICK JAGGER.

3/03/2007 9:38 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I DIDN'T STICK MY TONGUE OUT AT YOU! MY TONGUE IS ALWAYS OUT.

3/03/2007 9:40 AM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

THAT LITTLE FISH OVER THERE IS WAITING TO USE YOU.

3/03/2007 9:44 AM  
Anonymous swthetan said...

Yeah, I couldn't believe it either! This lady comes barrelling over the bridge, talkin' on her cell phone and puttin on mascara, and bam . . . here I am talkin' to you!

3/12/2007 8:57 PM  
Blogger TogetherOne.neT said...

Then I was sent me home with shell shock caused by a terrorist cell of...Hey! Where did you come from?

3/17/2007 3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey you're just like my first wife, you never talk."
Kostik Abajian

5/23/2007 5:00 PM  
Anonymous David said...

Hey, my grand-grand-son from the future. He just looks like me!

5/23/2007 5:44 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

I SPEND $250.00 ON A CELLPHONE AND YOU THINK IT WOULD BE WATER PROOF!

5/25/2007 5:44 PM  
Anonymous MARK EDGEMON said...

OF ALL THE CELL PHONE COMPANIES I COULD HAVE SIGNED UP WITH, I HAD TO CHOOSE MAYBERRY CELLULAR!

SARAH, GET ME BARNEY FIFE AND IF HE'S STILL IN THE TUB...GET HIM OUT!

5/25/2007 6:16 PM  
Anonymous Tom Lamuse said...

"Aaaaah! What the hell is that!"

5/28/2007 9:03 PM  
Anonymous Emma! said...

Fish in background: Maybe I should come back another time.....

5/28/2007 9:07 PM  
Anonymous Jim Wellington said...

Well, he fell off a yacht, see? Dapper executive type. My friends and I ate his Armani pinstripes, then his fancy tie and his Gucci wingtips, his silk socks and cufflinks, his Rolex and briefcase, his starched shirt, his wallet, rings and the keys to his Porsche and condo. Hello, hello?

6/02/2007 5:06 PM  
Blogger bianca said...

hey jimmy, can you hear me now?

6/03/2007 11:35 AM  
Blogger Jerry Sangiamo said...

"What happened to our delivery of plankton to the Cape May waters?"

6/07/2007 4:20 PM  
Anonymous Steven Ronald Brattman said...

1. "Mammy!"

2. "You're a clamshell from the future and all you can tell me is NO ANSWER"?.

Steven Ronald Brattman

6/15/2007 7:10 PM  
Blogger TogetherOne.neT said...

"My uncle Eddy had a boy that looked like you, we lost him in the tide of '65. I heard he went down in a Martha's Vineyard clambake."

6/20/2007 6:43 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

Yes, I'm Sarah Conner.

6/25/2007 4:37 PM  

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