Caption This Cartoon Contest, Winter 2007
...and to think that we both evolved from a single cell"
“Cartoon Caption Contest” Winner, Winter 2007!
TogetherOne.neT is our latest winner for the wonderful caption above!Congratulations, TogetherOne.neT!
You will receive a special prize picked out just for you!
(Please send your mailing address to meskimen@appliedsilliness.com )
HONORABLE MENSCHES:
“I'm just not looking for a long distance relationship...”
mose
“Vinnie, ya move to Hollywood and now, well, look at ya!”
T.Sims
“You say after recording Saddam's hanging, you had to get away for a while.”
Mark Edgemon
In addition to those mentioned above, we had many other great captions for this cartoon. Very well done to everyone who participated. Remember, there is no restriction on how many times you can win, so play on!
All captions become the property of meskimen applied silliness, inc.
posted by Jim Meskimen at 11:38 AM
89 Comments:
YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY FIRST WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T SHUT UP EITHER!
SO, YOU'RE THE BORG VERSION OF ME.
HEY BABY, I WOULD LOVE TO PUSH YOUR BUTTONS.
NO, I WOULD NOT LIKE TO HAVE CLAM DIP TONIGHT!
SO, HOW MUCH INSURANCE DO YOU THINK I NEED TO COVER WATER DAMAGE.
I JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE IN VIBRATOR MODE.
WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME BABY, I'M AS HAPPY AS A CLAM.
I'M GLAD YOU'VE DROPPED IN.
I'LL TAKE A FISH SANDWICH, A FRY, AND A COKE. NO I DON'T CARE FOR ANY FRIED CLAM STRIPS. I LOST MY BROTHER THAT WAY.
SO IF I SIGN UP WITH YOUR GLOBAL PHONE PACKAGE, I CAN TALK WITH CLAMS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. BUT ALL THE CLAMS I KNOW HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY LONG JOHN SILVERS.
I KNOW I'M JEALOUS, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT FISH IS LOOKING AT YOU.
EVERYTIME I COME OVER, YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE PHONE.
DON'T TRY TO SELL ME ANYTHING, I'M A HARD SHELL.
WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME TO CLAM UP!
THIS SEA WATER CAN'T BE GOOD FOR YOUR CIRCUITS.
I THINK YOUR FREQUENCY IS INTERFERING WITH AQUAMAN'S MENTAL SONAR.
ARE YOU HERE FOR THE LITTLE MERMAID TRYOUTS?
ON OUR DATE TONIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME SLIPPING YOU THE TONGUE, CAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.
LAST TIME I GET A DATE FROM E-HARMONY.
SORRY CHARLIE, ONLY THE BEST TECH PHONES ARE USED BY STARKIST.
BUSH WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO SPY ON ME.
IT'S SURE NICE TO BE ABLE TO WORK AT HOME.
I KNEW JULES VERNE. JULES VERNE WAS A FRIEND OF MINE. LET ME TELL YOU, YOU'RE NO JULES VERNE.
DO I KNOW THE OLD MAN IN THE SEA...I ATE HIM.
IF YOU WERE DROPPED OFF THE LOVE BOAT, YOU'RE BETTER OFF.
IF LOVING YOU IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE A RELIC FROM THE TITANIC.
NEW IN TOWN?
HEY BETTY CLAM, I JUST LOVE YOUR NEW YEAR EVE'S COSTUME.
YES, I WOULD CONSIDER THIS A DROPPED CALL.
SO, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM HIGH PRICED CALL GIRLS?
YOU SAY YOU USE TO BELONG TO JIM MESKIMEN? WOW. I'VE NEVER MET A CELEBRITY CELL PHONE BEFORE.
THIS IS ENSIGN CLAM. BEAM ME UP SCOTTY. I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT.
IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE CAMERA PHONES, CAN I HAVE FOUR SHOTS FOR A QUARTER?
YOU SEE THAT FISH OVER THERE, HE'S THE BLABBER MOUTH IN THIS AQUARIUM.
THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE ON EARTH I CAN CALL YOU, WITHOUT THE BUSH TEAM LISTENING IN.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU'RE A RADIO SHOW HOST, ASKING ME, IF I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN A WATER DRINKING CONTEST.
YOU SAY AFTER RECORDING SADDAM'S HANGING, YOU HAD TO GET AWAY FOR A WHILE.
I DON'T CARE IF YOUR NAME IS SNOOP DOGGY, YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.
EVERY TIME THE GIRL CLEANS THIS AQUARIUM, SHE ACCIDENTALLY DROPS SOMETHING IN HERE.
Vinnie, ya move to Hollywood and now, well, look at ya!
Hey there sexy! Now you're my idea of a dropped call!
HOLD STILL BABY, WHILE I CHECK MY MAKEUP.
Why is my picture all goofed up?
"I'm just not looking for a long distance relationship..."
"...and to think that we both evolved from a single cell"
"...did you know that my great great grand pappy was the original Clam Shell design?"
"You haven't been much company since your lights went out."
IF YOUR BATTERY RUNS DOWN, I KNOW A PROFESSOR ON THIS TROPICAL ISLAND THAT CAN RECHARGE THEM WITH THIS SEAWATER AND A FEW COCONUTS.
I DON'T NEED TO HELP YOU LOOK FOR YOUR ANTENNA, IT'S STICKING OUT OF MY REAR.
EVEN IF YOU ARE RETURNABLE, HOW'S THAT GOING TO HAPPEN.
I LOVE THE WAY YOU VIBRATE. IF YOU LEARN HOW TO COOK, MY GIRLFRIEND IS OUT OF HERE.
WELL FIRST I WAS AN ATOM, THEN A PHOTON CONVERTER, THEN SEAWEED, A JELLYFISH AND NOW I'M A CLAM. THE REST OF MY STORY IS IN THE NEXT BOOK.
YOU CAN BE JANET, THAT FISH OVER THERE CAN BE CHRISSY AND I'LL BE THAT WHACKY GUY, WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHEN HE'S GOT IT GOOD.
"Love your grill! Who's your dentist? Does he make deep-seabed calls?"
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! SINCE YOU CAME ALONG. YOU SEXY THING!
I FINALLY GOT YOU IN BED BABY, A CLAM BED THAT IS.
SET YOUR TIMER FOR ONE HOUR, THE BIG VALLEY IS COMING ON. PUT A BLONDE WIG ON AND YOU CAN BE AUDRA.
YOU'RE JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, A REMOTE CONTROL. NOW ALL I NEED IS A TV.
YOU'RE THE DEAD RINGER OF ANOTHER CELL PHONE I KNOW, WHICH DOESN'T WORK. GET IT! DEAD RINGER!
OF COURSE IT'S A LITTLE CLAMMY AROUND HERE. THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF LITTLE CLAMMYS AROUND HERE.
EVERY TIME I KISS YOU, I GET A REAL CHARGE OUT OF YOU. KISS ME AGAIN!
SO YOU'RE A CAMERA PHONE. WELL THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS!
Oh, I get it you're not the illusionist, you're the impressionist!
Can you hear me now!
"So lets see you flex YOUR mussels!"
"...so then this guy swims down here and pokes a knife in our mantle and makes us secrete nacre so we'll make him a pearl...HEY buddy, am I boring you?"
Describe myself?? Well I'm a jewlery distributer by trade, and believe me...I'm 2 inches of ALL MUSCLE Baby!!
"You're no clam! I know a phony when I see one."
I'm pretty sure they can't hear you now!
"Who ever would have thought you would get better reception at the bottom of the ocean."
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF "CLAMOTTO CLAM JUICE". MY PICTURE IS ON THE LABEL.
I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I LOOK LIKE MICK JAGGER.
I DIDN'T STICK MY TONGUE OUT AT YOU! MY TONGUE IS ALWAYS OUT.
THAT LITTLE FISH OVER THERE IS WAITING TO USE YOU.
Yeah, I couldn't believe it either! This lady comes barrelling over the bridge, talkin' on her cell phone and puttin on mascara, and bam . . . here I am talkin' to you!
Then I was sent me home with shell shock caused by a terrorist cell of...Hey! Where did you come from?
Hey you're just like my first wife, you never talk."
Kostik Abajian
Hey, my grand-grand-son from the future. He just looks like me!
I SPEND $250.00 ON A CELLPHONE AND YOU THINK IT WOULD BE WATER PROOF!
OF ALL THE CELL PHONE COMPANIES I COULD HAVE SIGNED UP WITH, I HAD TO CHOOSE MAYBERRY CELLULAR!
SARAH, GET ME BARNEY FIFE AND IF HE'S STILL IN THE TUB...GET HIM OUT!
"Aaaaah! What the hell is that!"
Fish in background: Maybe I should come back another time.....
Well, he fell off a yacht, see? Dapper executive type. My friends and I ate his Armani pinstripes, then his fancy tie and his Gucci wingtips, his silk socks and cufflinks, his Rolex and briefcase, his starched shirt, his wallet, rings and the keys to his Porsche and condo. Hello, hello?
hey jimmy, can you hear me now?
"What happened to our delivery of plankton to the Cape May waters?"
1. "Mammy!"
2. "You're a clamshell from the future and all you can tell me is NO ANSWER"?.
Steven Ronald Brattman
"My uncle Eddy had a boy that looked like you, we lost him in the tide of '65. I heard he went down in a Martha's Vineyard clambake."
Yes, I'm Sarah Conner.
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