Caption This Cartoon Contest, Summer 07-Winter 08
Barbara Bush's idea of a time out.
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posted by Jim Meskimen at 5:28 PM
109 Comments:
Something is wrong. This doesn't look like Crawford.
Oh, so THIS is what they mean by 'out of touch.'
Oy vey! We forgot to put the mezuzah on the airlock!
"Let's see, I was taking this tour of NASA, and when I woke up..."
HAL, open the pod bay doors, please. I was kidding about WMDs on Jupiter!
I always need to sneeze at the most inconvenient times.
No, he's still my man for running NASA. I stand behind him all the way. Dinner was kinda dry though. We're gonna raise funding for that.
"Hummm...that Air Force kid told me that if I hit the red button it would destroy the world and blow me to the moon, then I said, "I'm the decider..."
After a sumputous meal of Vivarian Lox Gizzard, Fensdockle became disoriented on his way back from the porta-potty.
Ummm, did I remember to turn the coffee pot off?
Duh, I've got more empty space in HERE than out THERE!
"Wow, this feels soooo good," thought Dave. "I know I’m only 50,000 miles from that seething mass of anti-American resentment growing day by day down there. But ya know what? Right now, it seems like light-years."
I kinda thought the "Mission Accomplished" photo op would have been enough.
Ohhhh...., so that is what "Eject" means! I thought it was for firing people.
Now, where did I park that space shuttle...?
"Hey, I can see my house from here!"
I have been to the ends of the Universe and still no WMD's.
Weapons of Mass Destruction,
Now where did I leave them...?
Hmmmnnnn..
Who to Bomb Next...?
Where should I Invest all this OIL MONEY...???
I Wonder If I Wave,
Will They See Me...??
Well God, I nuked all those evil S.O.B's just like you told me to, but I was wondering, if I was in heaven like you promised, just how much longer do I have to keep this helmet on?
Well, I guess they did try to warn me that using 'the big red button' as a pillow during nappy time WAS a bad idea. Good thing I slept in my space man PJ's. At least now my approval ratings are finally 'out of this world'!
Still trying to figure out why Lance Bass thought Space, Science, and Math was Cool?"
Still trying to explain how the moon rotates around "Uranus."
"Sunday, the president made a secret surprise trip to outer space. No particular reason was given by the white house for the trip, except to say that the president said, during the trip, that he "felt more comfortable there up in space and would not be returning down to earth for a while." Associated Press
The original space cadet.
Mr. Bush going Appetite over Tin Cup.
"If this is what it means to be on top of the world, I want out!"
"Look at me, I'm thirteen!"
The was nothing down to earth about him, and he set out to show it.
"Stay tuned to the new reality show, "Big Hover" not to be confused with "Big Brother." In this show we travel with the first family into outer space. Watch new episodes titled: "No Mora Laura."...
Where the heck is my horse?
Oh well, I am not worried, because science tells us...that what goes up...must come down.
"Boy for some reason I feel really spaced out!"
Look up in the sky, its a bird, no its a plane...Its superman!
"Starlight, starbright, I wish I may, I wish I might, get the wish I wish tonight!"
"Earth control to Major Tong!"
"I'm on the top of the world, looking down on creation, and the only explanation I can find, is the way that I feel every time you are near..."
"Sittin on Top of the world...Must be a special lady, because she's got me sittin on top of the world..."
"Mama told me there'd be days like these..."
This is a time when the constitution was suspended and the president could be King, too bad I can't enjoy that!!!
"Wow, there really is a man on the moon!"
"The Bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. To See what he could see....The cow jumped over the moon, The cow jumped over the moooon,...to see what he could see!!!!"
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!
"Regan had Star Wars and I have this!"
Toto, I don't think we are in Kasas any more...There's no place like home, there's no place like home. Why doesn't that work in space?"
The Power of Positive Thinking.
..."Earth to president, Earth to commander in Chief...He's not responding, Mr President are you all-right?"
"Whaat do ya do when you really gotta go?? Where's the zippa on this here, thing-a-ma-jigger?"
"oh, I'm over this presidential thing, my next job will be much higher than that!!
Presidential thoughts in space...
"Wait, was it one giant step for people kind, or no wait, one small leap for man--oh I don't know!!"
"I hope that they come back for me soon!"
Gravity sucks
I always knew Arnie would turn congress into some sort of.. action movie
Cheney told me this is where Osama has been hiding.
I don't see any sign of this so called global warming from up here.
Barbara Bush's idea of a time out.
I'll do anything to get out of walking Barney.
I'll do anything to avoid a meeting with Condy.
I could use one of those astronaut diapers right about now.
Does this space suit make me look fat?
Wow, this is a better hiding place than that nursery school I was at when 911 hit. This time they will never tell that I was actually involved!!!
This one will be bigger than the Hilary Clinton Nutcracker!
"Buz Light year ain't got nothin on me!!!"
" Oh I ain't got nobody that I can depend on.."
..."Circa 2007 The wax rendition of the worst president in history."
..."Teacher, why is he wearing a space suit?"
"I think I am gonna hurl!"
"George, George, George of the Jungle, Watch out for that tree!"
..."And the magic genie said...Your wish is my comand...and the next thing you know..."
The new picture on the dollar bill.
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Ground control to major G-Dubya.
The secret behind Apollo 13.
..."Lost in Space and pondering the meaning of the Ten Commandments..Thow shall not bear false witness againts thy neighbor, Thow shall not steal...Thow shall not murder..."
"...One gin and tonic later, and I wasn't in Texas any more!"
"George W. giving new meaning to the term my favorite martian!"
Major GWuya Having a Flash back, realizes that Men are really from Mars and Women are From Venus!
George Wuya following his BLISS!!!
George W. Bush trying to out do his father's skydive parachute jump at the opening of the new library named after him (on veterans day) blasts off into space.
This isn't where I parked my car.
Where is the most space...outside or inside his helmet?
ok i agreed to do the next star wars film... but no one said anything, about it really being in space?
husten we have a problem... you cant hear me
Oh, I'm just hanging around
Quit calling me a bubble head!
And all this time I thought the moon-walks were done on a soundstage in Arizona...
Madam Trousard's Wax Rendition of George W. Bush after watching the Hit DVD The Secret.
Huh, you know somethin?? My term as president may be longer in space years!"
Hey, Clinton said he didn't inhale, but I never said I didn't swallow!"
"...And the end of my term is only light-years away now!"
" I told the genie that I wanted not to be thought of by the American people as an as-(bleep) ; not to become an astronaut!"
Clearly mislead by Mapquest, yet again, Jerry vowed to program The Horsehead Nebula into his GPS.
The search for intelligent life from Earth continues for our alien neighbors.
"I never thought oil prices would ever get THIS high..."
"This was time when Jim finally decided to judge the summer caption contest...when they sent GW into outer space!"
Sheez, I wish I should never have eaten that seventh burrito before I put the suit on.......
Space: The flinal fontier
These are the voyeurisms of the Starship Bushiprise
Its 5 year mission
To explode strange new worlds
To sleek out new wife and new cizilivations
To blodly go where no gone has manned before
I will not throw up
i WILL not throw up
i will NOT throw up
I will not THROW...
GW's last stand was really out of this world.
GW contemplating his aloneness gets lost in space.
GW discovering his own Inconvenient Truth.
"Hmm... The space debris hasn't been picked up so it obviously isn't Tuesday..."
One small step!
I'LL BE BACK!!
For Shissell My NIssell!
"Evel Kneivel ain't got nothin on me!"
"Evel Knievel ain't got nothing on me!"
..."La, La, La,"... "I can do anything better than you, no you can't, yes I can, yes I can. Anything you can do I can do better...no you can't, yes I can yes I can..."
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