Sunday, July 12, 2009

Cartoon Caption Contest - Summer 2009


Uhh, this comes with the French Roast?

“Cartoon Caption Contest” Winner, Summer 2009!

DAVID LONG is our latest winner with the excellent caption above!

Congratulations, David! You will receive a special prize picked out just for you!

Honorable Mensches

Splendid catch! Dunk him in the formaldehyde jar immedi-
ately!
-Rance Howard

Hey! I lost that one in Biology in 1972! - Kaye Conley

I thought we were getting Geiko insurance... - Norm
Novitsky

No, I don’t think that’s the one. It’s actually just a saying that
if you kiss enough you’ll get a prince.
- Lena O’Mealy

Wow! I told my wife I needed my morning coffee, but I really
DID have a frog in my throat!
- Gayle Smith

Aren’t frog’s legs usually served by themselves? - Victoria
Phillips-Larson

I’m sorry. I said;”I’ll have one for the toad!” - Raoul Widman

No, no. I said I wanted to see the manager. - Anne VIVIAN!”

Thank you everyone for participating in our game. It was fun reading all your great captions this month. We look forward to seeing your creativity again for our Fall contest.

All captions become the property of meskimen applied silliness, inc.

51 Comments:

Anonymous Mike Kaplan said...

"No thanks, I think I'll have the creme brulee."
or,

"No thanks, I drink my coffee black."
or,

"Can you put that in a to-go box for me?"

7/13/2009 4:50 PM  
Anonymous Mark Edgemon said...

So what else is on the pastry tray this morning?

7/14/2009 1:59 AM  
Anonymous Mark Edgemon said...

No, I'd rather have cream in my coffee, but thank you though!

7/14/2009 2:00 AM  
Anonymous Mark Edgemon said...

I don't care what it will turn into, I'm not kissing that frog and certainly not on that end!

7/14/2009 2:02 AM  
Anonymous Mark Edgemon said...

I'm no biologist, but it looks like a boy frog to me!

7/14/2009 2:03 AM  
Blogger Randy Hurst said...

Yes I did it, but I was toad to do it!

7/14/2009 11:09 AM  
Blogger Randy Hurst said...

Yikes! Get that slimmy supervisor away from me Mr. Frog!

7/14/2009 11:11 AM  
Blogger Randy Hurst said...

Oh my, it would appear that you have sat upon your Litoria caerulea, Ms. Snotbottom.

7/14/2009 11:18 AM  
Anonymous Lena O'Mealy said...

"No, I don't think that this is the one. It's actually just a saying that if you kiss enough frogs you'll get a prince."

7/14/2009 12:16 PM  
Anonymous Victoria Phillips-Larson said...

Aren't "Frog's Legs" usually served by themselves?

Victoria Phillips-Larson

7/14/2009 12:26 PM  
Blogger Raoul Widman said...

I'm sorry. I said: " I'll have one for the ROAD !"

7/14/2009 1:22 PM  
Anonymous Gayle Smith said...

Wow! I told my wife I just needed my morning coffee but I really DID have a frog in my throat!

7/14/2009 1:40 PM  
Anonymous Dolly and Guy Lindley said...

"Yeah, looks water tight to me."

7/14/2009 9:03 PM  
Anonymous David Long said...

No, No. I said I wanted to see the manager, Anne VIVIAN!

7/15/2009 9:39 AM  
Anonymous David Long said...

Wow! I haven't seen Polly Wogg for a couple of years and now look at her!

7/15/2009 9:42 AM  
Anonymous David Long said...

Er, yes, that is a very green method to eliminate flies...

7/15/2009 9:53 AM  
Anonymous David Long said...

Uhh, this comes with the French roast?

7/15/2009 9:57 AM  
Anonymous Guy said...

Why, yes, I would like a frog! How did you know?

7/17/2009 11:45 AM  
Blogger Wayne said...

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7/22/2009 11:32 AM  
Blogger Wayne said...

Umm...I said I wanted "Fried Eggs" for my breakfast...never mind, coffee is just fine

7/23/2009 9:22 AM  
Blogger Melissa Weigman said...

"I know I said we have a fly problem, but I don't think this is the solution."

7/23/2009 4:26 PM  
Blogger Melissa Weigman said...

"NO THELMA! YOU CANT RELEASE KERMIE! He's part of the family."

7/23/2009 4:30 PM  
Blogger Melissa Weigman said...

Analyzing your humor is like disecting a frog! I just dont understand you.

7/23/2009 5:04 PM  
Blogger Randy Hurst said...

"I said Pie a la Mode! NOT Pie a la Toad!"

7/26/2009 11:35 AM  
Anonymous Becky Mate said...

Thanks. Had to be sure, what with all the false advertising these days, you know, like "buffalo wings." As if!

7/26/2009 2:28 PM  
Anonymous Randy Mate said...

Froggin' A!

7/26/2009 2:30 PM  
Anonymous Mary Lee Krackow said...

Guess who was just on the Web trying to download "The Muppet Movie."

Mary Lee Krackow

7/26/2009 11:20 PM  
Anonymous Eric Krackow said...

Ah! Thanks, Dear. A perfect specimen for a reptile proctologist.

7/26/2009 11:22 PM  
Anonymous Barbara Lee said...

Yep, the heads crowning now alright!

7/31/2009 10:32 AM  
Anonymous Barbara Lee said...

Well lookie there! Frogs really don't digest corn well either!

7/31/2009 10:34 AM  
Anonymous Barbara Lee said...

Yeah, I see the problem, but I don't think a coffee enema is going to fix it!

7/31/2009 10:38 AM  
Anonymous Charlene Thorburn said...

"No, I said I hope we get a "leg up" on the fog."

8/01/2009 2:23 PM  
Anonymous Charlene Thorburn said...

"Why yes, he did say that caffeine makes him a bit jumpy!"

8/01/2009 2:27 PM  
Blogger Henderson said...

Very good Mr. Renfield, drink a little more TypeA and you can have your breakfast.

8/11/2009 8:01 AM  
Blogger chuckyr said...

1. Oh!, I'm sorry, but I just COULDN'T eat another bite.

2. Oh my gosh! Where'd you find him? He disappeared from the fishbowl weeks ago.

3. Thanks, but no. I've got MY frog right here.

4. Frog with your coffee sir?

5. Yessir...Here at the Natural Cafe we show our customers
all the ingredients we put into our yogurt.

6. No...no.. I think I'd prefer a red one.

7. Okay. I'll take it and could I also have a pound of flies to go?

8/11/2009 5:49 PM  
Anonymous Michelle Green said...

"And this will be strike 3 for you Mr. Banerjee. As you know, this office has a strict no coffee/no frogs policy."

8/12/2009 4:32 PM  
Blogger victor said...

"No - I'm sure I left mine in the car."

8/14/2009 4:01 AM  
Blogger victor said...

"Yes that looks fine - medium rare please."

8/14/2009 4:01 AM  
Blogger victor said...

"Well - it was dead when I finished the biology class!"

8/14/2009 4:03 AM  
Blogger victor said...

"Oh my! I never thought I'd see him again, thank you!"

8/14/2009 4:04 AM  
Anonymous David Berglund said...

It wasn’t in the bed when I woke up!

8/14/2009 9:25 AM  
Blogger Steve Lund said...

"No, Thanks. Smells like chicken."
Steve Lund

8/16/2009 8:41 AM  
Blogger Steve Lund said...

"No thanks, last time I ate them I thought I would croak!"

8/16/2009 8:46 AM  
Blogger Steve Lund said...

"I told you I had a frog in my throat."

8/16/2009 8:49 AM  
Anonymous Michael Norris said...

It's a Boy!

8/17/2009 11:53 PM  
Anonymous Keith said...

OK Mr. Magic Man, where's moma?

8/19/2009 2:30 PM  
Anonymous Craig Shields said...

I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Garcia. I understand that you believe that Little Freddy’s presence stimulates your creative thinking processes, but according to workplace policy, this is strictly a NAO, a no-amphibian office.

8/22/2009 10:20 AM  
Blogger Nalts said...

No thanks, Allyson. Coffee's fine. But lick away. We all need our morning kick.

9/14/2009 4:48 AM  
Blogger Dick Coanda said...

Are you the person who complained of a fly in his soup?

Dick Coanda

9/18/2009 4:17 PM  
Anonymous Barbara Dowling said...

"YES! He's the one - he came in here trying to bypass the audition process for the lead in the nursery rhyme, 'A frog he would awooing go, Heigh Ho ...' Tried to offer me one of his babes!"

10/07/2009 2:48 AM  
Anonymous kathy sweigart said...

1) I just KNEW someone stuck something on my back when I came in!


2) Well what do you know! Who knows what they'll tatoo next?

10/08/2009 10:00 PM  

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