Cartoon Caption Contest - Summer 2009
Uhh, this comes with the French Roast?
“Cartoon Caption Contest” Winner, Summer 2009!
DAVID LONG is our latest winner with the excellent caption above!Congratulations, David! You will receive a special prize picked out just for you!
Honorable Mensches
Splendid catch! Dunk him in the formaldehyde jar immedi-
ately! -Rance Howard
Hey! I lost that one in Biology in 1972! - Kaye Conley
I thought we were getting Geiko insurance... - Norm
Novitsky
No, I don’t think that’s the one. It’s actually just a saying that
if you kiss enough you’ll get a prince. - Lena O’Mealy
Wow! I told my wife I needed my morning coffee, but I really
DID have a frog in my throat! - Gayle Smith
Aren’t frog’s legs usually served by themselves? - Victoria
Phillips-Larson
I’m sorry. I said;”I’ll have one for the toad!” - Raoul Widman
No, no. I said I wanted to see the manager. - Anne VIVIAN!”
Thank you everyone for participating in our game. It was fun reading all your great captions this month. We look forward to seeing your creativity again for our Fall contest.
All captions become the property of meskimen applied silliness, inc.
posted by Jim Meskimen at 1:46 PM
51 Comments:
"No thanks, I think I'll have the creme brulee."
or,
"No thanks, I drink my coffee black."
or,
"Can you put that in a to-go box for me?"
So what else is on the pastry tray this morning?
No, I'd rather have cream in my coffee, but thank you though!
I don't care what it will turn into, I'm not kissing that frog and certainly not on that end!
I'm no biologist, but it looks like a boy frog to me!
Yes I did it, but I was toad to do it!
Yikes! Get that slimmy supervisor away from me Mr. Frog!
Oh my, it would appear that you have sat upon your Litoria caerulea, Ms. Snotbottom.
"No, I don't think that this is the one. It's actually just a saying that if you kiss enough frogs you'll get a prince."
Aren't "Frog's Legs" usually served by themselves?
Victoria Phillips-Larson
I'm sorry. I said: " I'll have one for the ROAD !"
Wow! I told my wife I just needed my morning coffee but I really DID have a frog in my throat!
"Yeah, looks water tight to me."
No, No. I said I wanted to see the manager, Anne VIVIAN!
Wow! I haven't seen Polly Wogg for a couple of years and now look at her!
Er, yes, that is a very green method to eliminate flies...
Uhh, this comes with the French roast?
Why, yes, I would like a frog! How did you know?
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Umm...I said I wanted "Fried Eggs" for my breakfast...never mind, coffee is just fine
"I know I said we have a fly problem, but I don't think this is the solution."
"NO THELMA! YOU CANT RELEASE KERMIE! He's part of the family."
Analyzing your humor is like disecting a frog! I just dont understand you.
"I said Pie a la Mode! NOT Pie a la Toad!"
Thanks. Had to be sure, what with all the false advertising these days, you know, like "buffalo wings." As if!
Froggin' A!
Guess who was just on the Web trying to download "The Muppet Movie."
Mary Lee Krackow
Ah! Thanks, Dear. A perfect specimen for a reptile proctologist.
Yep, the heads crowning now alright!
Well lookie there! Frogs really don't digest corn well either!
Yeah, I see the problem, but I don't think a coffee enema is going to fix it!
"No, I said I hope we get a "leg up" on the fog."
"Why yes, he did say that caffeine makes him a bit jumpy!"
Very good Mr. Renfield, drink a little more TypeA and you can have your breakfast.
1. Oh!, I'm sorry, but I just COULDN'T eat another bite.
2. Oh my gosh! Where'd you find him? He disappeared from the fishbowl weeks ago.
3. Thanks, but no. I've got MY frog right here.
4. Frog with your coffee sir?
5. Yessir...Here at the Natural Cafe we show our customers
all the ingredients we put into our yogurt.
6. No...no.. I think I'd prefer a red one.
7. Okay. I'll take it and could I also have a pound of flies to go?
"And this will be strike 3 for you Mr. Banerjee. As you know, this office has a strict no coffee/no frogs policy."
"No - I'm sure I left mine in the car."
"Yes that looks fine - medium rare please."
"Well - it was dead when I finished the biology class!"
"Oh my! I never thought I'd see him again, thank you!"
It wasn’t in the bed when I woke up!
"No, Thanks. Smells like chicken."
Steve Lund
"No thanks, last time I ate them I thought I would croak!"
"I told you I had a frog in my throat."
It's a Boy!
OK Mr. Magic Man, where's moma?
I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Garcia. I understand that you believe that Little Freddy’s presence stimulates your creative thinking processes, but according to workplace policy, this is strictly a NAO, a no-amphibian office.
No thanks, Allyson. Coffee's fine. But lick away. We all need our morning kick.
Are you the person who complained of a fly in his soup?
Dick Coanda
"YES! He's the one - he came in here trying to bypass the audition process for the lead in the nursery rhyme, 'A frog he would awooing go, Heigh Ho ...' Tried to offer me one of his babes!"
1) I just KNEW someone stuck something on my back when I came in!
2) Well what do you know! Who knows what they'll tatoo next?
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